Hi, I’m Lexxxy and I <3 to bang 😉
I am going to describe a little bit of background behind this blog…
You see, I have been an uber slut as a high-schooler and college student. Settled down a lot around the age of 21, and since then have been much more conservative as far as my sexual misadventures. When I was around 26, I fell in love with a man and for the first time, understood feeling like I wanted to marry someone. Although we broke up after a while, we were still deeply enmeshed in each other’s lives and I was still in love with him for a long time…like several years. I just turned 30, and a few months shy of 30 is when I started to get over him. Was finally able to open myself up to dating. At first, I joined a traditional dating site but I realized I’m too dirty for the site, and felt misperceived and that the site wasn’t right for me. So then I joined a hook up site and find it much more to my taste.
Let me take a little tangent and describe my recent slut-itude.
There is the cop who I was briefly seeing, but he was too square. The only reason I wanted to hook up with him was because of his gun and handcuffs, but this sweet sheltered man couldn’t bring himself to use them. Eh.
Then there was the guy from my birthday. I really wanted to fuck in a nightclub. I had just joined the hook up site and thought the dude who I was talking to would be jumping at the opportunity to meet a hot freak who wanted to get it on in a club bathroom. He was a little pussy who “didn’t like nightclubs.” Fuck. At the clubs, I saw this hot Asian guy and we agreed but when we were looking for condoms, his girlfriend arrived. Fuck. So then I had to fuck this tall black dude. He wasn’t my type, as I generally like whites or Asian men, but I had to consummate my fantasy of fucking in a public place for my birthday. What ended up happening was fucking outside under a bridge, pretty much in public, as I bent over a parked car. The sidewalk smelled like piss. He was a 2 minute quitter. Whatever Thanks Bye
So then I met this hottie off the hookup site (Matt), and he was super legit. Hot as fuck, tall, strong. A complete gentlemen, looking amazing in a dapper suit, very laid back. I wore a dress and heels, and we chatted over some nice wine. When we were feeling ready, we got it on and he was the motherfucking man. Dick hard as fuck, and long. Knows how to talk shit. Very creative. Loved it. Freaky as fuck. Definitely going back for more.
Then there was the dude who said he was super freaky, but I determine him to be approximately 3/4 freaky. I like that he loved to fuck, but his dick wasn’t that hard, and he is superrrr skinny. Ew.
Then there was the cholo, straight up in and out of jail for 10 years, tatted up. He said he fucked like a porn star and had a big dick and that was enticing. Dude. His dick was small as shit. More importantly, he didn’t get hard. He had excuses, he was nervous, this and that. Come on. You fuck like a porn star? Right.
Then there was the guy who I met in SF before I had an appointment. We met in Union Square and he led me into a big building where he knew a doctor’s office was. He thought there was a rec room we could use, but there wasn’t. So we walked up to the top of the stairwell and fucked there. Then we went to the parking garage where his car was and he sat in the backseat while I rode him. Then he stuck his small thing in my bootie and he busted quick. We totally steamed up the windows. But I wasn’t impressed. Props for hooking up in these public places but def felt like I was doing him a favor.
So, I was very horny and frustrated!!! The only good fuck was Matt, but he was alway busy. My mind scoured possibilities. There was this chick I knew wanted my pussy back in the day, but I told her I’m straight. Which I am. But desperate times call for desperate measures. She came over and licked my pussy and fucked me with a strap on, but you know what, it’s not the same as real cock. I enjoyed kissing her and snuggling with her, but….I don’t know what to do about that one. Since then, we’ve hung out and hooked up a few times and she really likes me, but….I don’t like girls! I feel like it’s unfair for her to get down on my va-jay-jay, but I’m not inclined to reciprocate. She is an awesome person and I love hanging out with her n snuggling n being affectionate but there is truly nothing like real cock. Sighs.
These challenges are encouraging me to do porn. It’s not that I really want to be SEEN…It’s more that I want access to the hottest men around that can fuck amazingly, and be set up in elaborate scenarios!!! Many of the scenes directed under Princess Donna seem extremely twisted and very appropriate for yours truly.
I would love to fuck James Deen, Evan Stone, and Mr Pete. Hook up with the magical fingers of Marcus London. Do a lot of dirty things, which I will describe later.
So this is my story about who or what I bang. Caution that this blog is for the sexually depraved, but if you made it this far, it could be that we are of the same ilk. Guess that’s it for now.
Love and laughing…sparkles…and submission 😉
xoxoxo
~Lexxxy